I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
The other brother doesn’t know weather to laugh or be disgusted
whenever i’m sad i look at this gif of michael fassbender and i immediately feel better
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.