April 17, 2014

More Weekend Update jokes from Colin and Cecily

(Source: bobbymoynihans, via warsquirtle)

April 17, 2014
"Write for yourself. Choose a subject you are passionate about and follow your ideas. Take advice if you want, but don’t try to please anyone else. And don’t give up. Writing a book takes a lot of hard work, but it’s one of the few things in life where you are in charge. You have total freedom and control and that’s a great thing."

— John King, author of The Football Factory and Human Punk

(Source: queermamajay)

April 17, 2014

(Source: thorinium, via youngandpennywise)

April 17, 2014

(Source: pastel-whorehouse, via stability)

April 17, 2014

ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .

(via stability)

April 17, 2014
"What a fucking nerd"

— Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

(via stability)

April 17, 2014

yahooentertainment:

lupita is the best

(via stability)

April 17, 2014

jpgay:

woodlandsway:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠

oh shit rebekah watch out 

(via warsquirtle)

April 17, 2014

He’s the only one who gets to call me that.

(Source: yourdarlinglittlesammy, via itsjustjensen)

April 17, 2014

hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING ME FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

(via weasleyandpotter)

April 17, 2014

(Source: nollag, via stability)

April 17, 2014

susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie

(via stability)

April 17, 2014

southerngoodfuckcharm:

obliviousanarchy:

yobrehhh:

pancakemilkshake:

fullmetalfisting:

actually-misha-collins:

nobody hates justin bieber more than drake bell does

I’m going to be really sad the day I hear Drake Bell got attacked and murdered by feverish adolescent girls

No it’s cool they won’t hurt him. He invited them to do it once and

my fucking hero

i fucking love drake bell

Drake fucking bell people

Why does he have so much hate? I don’t think Justin Bieber has ever mindfully offended him. It’s just a spread of negativity that’s not needed and should have no place. How is this cool?

(Source: fivehundreddaysofawesomeness, via stability)

April 17, 2014

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via stability)

April 17, 2014
"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?"

— Ernest Hemingway   (via mrsclarkkent)

(Source: likeafieldmouse, via weasleyandpotter)

Liked posts on Tumblr: More liked posts »